CLIO RIDGE (fictitious), MI – We have a new reason to celebrate at this year’s Pie Festival, Clio Ridge!
George General, millionaire and former business owner of Sunshine Scottish Foods selected Clio Ridge to be the recipient of a large sum of money: $3,001,178. We know the town of Clio Ridge needs a break. After the “Pot of Gold” scandal of 1993, everyone is anxious to get a look at that money. The possibilities of what to do with three million dollars is astounding.
The esteemed Mayor Muddlesworth of Clio Ridge does not want to say much until the check is deposited safely in the city’s bank account, but he stated that lists of ideas were formulating. “We could fix up the skate park, build a basketball court, restore Clio Ridge Lodge, and put in a pickleball court. Just dreaming about what to do with so much money is exciting.”
Clio Ridge needs restoration in many areas. Notions that were nestled away in the recesses of peoples’ minds will certainly stir to life with this news. Let hopes of a new “Pot of Gold” emerge, only this time, people of Clio Ridge, we will do things our way and not allow a cascade of rainbow colors and unicorn wishes to divert us from our purpose!
Click here to check out our event on Facebook and discover more about the people of Clio Ridge.